hotel, motel, lol-iday inn

I'm a full-time student who makes ends meet in a seedy motel on the edge of one of Portland's notorious vice districts. Though we get a lot of nice out-of-towners either driving through town or coming through the airport, we also see a lot of the vermin that populate Portland's underbelly. Or as I put it once, "Tweakers, hookers, and vagrants--oh my!"
Personally, I'm constantly amazed by what I see of humanity here: the nasty, the dumb, and on rare occasions, the sublime.

Saturday, December 27

not part of my job descrpition

Schatzi: Thank you for calling lol-iday inn, how can I help you?
Caller: Um. Can you talk to me while I'm naked?
Schatzi: I'm sorry, no. Thank you for calling!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I swear that was not me. You're never there at the times I call.; January 2, 2009 at 3:51 AM
Schatzi said...: Um, Arnold?; April 19, 2009 at 4:35 AM

hotel, motel, lol-iday inn

Saturday, December 27

not part of my job descrpition

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