A very interesting woman left belongings here yesterday (I'll tell you about that later), but apparently forgot a thing or two because she just called.
Guest: I left some of my things there yesterday. I got most of them, but I'm missing a few things.
Schatzi: What's that?
Guest: My phone charger--
Schatzi: That was with your backpack; I remember putting it on top of it myself. But I'll check the Lost and Found to see if it's there. What else?
Guest: My dog's medicine. I left it on the bed, and he'll die if he doesn't get it.
Schatzi: Well, that's not good. What was it? What did it look like?
Guest: I left it on the bed in a small plastic bag, maybe 4x4?
Schatzi: I see. Well, if it looked like garbage, the housekeepers probably threw it out if they found it.
Guest: It's real important that I get it. Can you check the Lost and Found? It's white, and looks like little rocks.
Schatzi: Uh-huh.
I actually took her phone number down. The charger was indeed left in the Lost and Found, but sadly for her dog, the crack was not.
And the ‘I DIDN’T THINK THIS THROUGH’ winners are….
13 years ago
1 comment:
I'm sure plenty of dog medicine looks like crack.
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