I just came across this old tidbit from shortly after I first began working here.
Schatzi: man, the cops who come to my work talk to me like I am the most sheltered white girl in the universe.
Phill: haha
Schatzi: talking about a hooker: "she's accused of robbing her, well, uh, we call her customers 'johns.'"
Schatzi: DUH!
Phill: haha
Phill: i think they don't wish to offend
Schatzi: it gets worse--
Schatzi: "this vehicle we think is connected to someone who is doing bad things in our area."
Schatzi: BAD THINGS?
Schatzi: a cop fucking sez "BAD THINGS?"
electrocutioner: haha
Schatzi: I'm not four
electrocutioner: did they ask you to show on the dolly where the bad man touched you?
Phill: hahahahahaha
And the ‘I DIDN’T THINK THIS THROUGH’ winners are….
13 years ago
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