not part of my job descrpition

Schatzi: Thank you for calling lol-iday inn, how can I help you?
Caller: Um. Can you talk to me while I'm naked?
Schatzi: I'm sorry, no. Thank you for calling!

single biggest pet peeve

When someone asks, "Are they pretty clean rooms?" or some variation thereof.

No, they're filthy. We actually don't clean them.
And even if that were the case, why would we tell you that?